I’m gorgeous. Go ahead and click, I’ve decided that I’m going to love all my flaws.

Proper preview of the following games to come, God-willing:

1. Twisted Metal - I’m going to unfairly hope that this one takes me back to the chaotic, hilarious game play where cars did an awesome job of paying homage to firecrackers.
2. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood – I actually tried replaying AC2 all through last night, and was enjoying myself up until I remembered how stupid the storyline was. I don’t like aliens. How lazy are you?
3. Final Fantasy: Versus XIII – I’m still bitter. I won’t be nice. Kill your writers, give raises to your character designers. Lightning. <3
4. Front Mission Evolved - I don’t like robots but I saw some gameplay, and being the thoughtful, questioning person I am–itlookssogood.
5. InFamous 2 – I don’t know much about this yet, except that it has big shoes to fill.
6. Tomb Raider 9 – Eh. Concept art is making me uncomfortable… Really, though, don’t mess with the way she looks anymore, please. I want a body like that. 
7. Enslaved – Reminds me of Heavenly Sword a lot. Can’t say I like the brute meets delicate flower premise, nor the exaggerated voice acting though. …If the gaming’s fine, then I will allow it. Because these people spend millions just to hear what I have to say.

…And no disrespect to Ms. Croft, but, where’s this quarter’s Lightning?

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This quarter’s Lightning is-Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.